It's Pronounced "Hee-YUN-day"

If you've ever been lucky enough to find yourself in a truck stop bathroom, you've probably seen those quarter-operated cologne sprayers. "If you like Drakkar Noir, you'll love Midnight Storm."

That's what Hyundai is. The truck stop bathroom imposter of lots of other cars.

If you like Accord tail lights, you'll love the previous-gen Sonata!

If you like the Lexus ES but only have 12 Gs, you'll love the current Sonata!

If you usually spray on a little Mercedes E Class, why not give the 2005 Sonata a little squirt?

A buddy and I were talking about cars we've owned, and he was talking about all the problems he'd had with his "Honda." "What kind?" I asked.

"Elantra."

I don't think so. Keep your "Midnight Rain," I'll stay with my perfectly-stinky Drakkar Noir.